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Aug 7, 2012

British Cyclists Behaving Badly at London Olympics

In the U.K. they know cyclists are a menace and look no further than their own London Olympics to see why. British cyclists are taking their havoc from the roads to the Olympic Games and staying home to do so. The 2012 games are of course in London this time, and that has apparently giving several British cyclists an excuse to act like the biggest jackasses on the planet. Know as "acting normal" to cyclists.

First we have recent Tour de Douche winner Bradley Wiggins. After becoming the race’s first British winner, and following it up with a gold medal in one of the 32,000 cycling Olympics events, he proceeded to go out and get“blind drunk” while tweeting about it. What a fine, upstanding, English gent this guy is. And a great role model for young people. 

Cyclists: We do bunny ears in front of people because 'fuck you'.

Another British Cyclist, Philip Hindes, cheated his way to a medal by wrecking his bike to get an undeserved restart. He even admitted it afterwards, but later backtracked. In some home cooking for the host country, the incident will not be investigated. This comes at the same time several female badminton players were banished form the games for losing on purpose. Here is a video of him admitting to it.

It is common to see young children idolizing certain Olympic athletes every 4 years. If you see your son or daughter directing their hero worship toward a cyclists never forget that these people barely classify as human beings and are among the worst people on earth. Make sure to set the record straight with your kids before you end up with an alcoholic douche bag cheater of your own.


  1. Go fuck yourself with all these bullshit posts. You are a person who was born out of your mothers ass because her cunt was too busy.

    Seriously..go die

  2. I see well-reasoned arguments in your blog as well as your twitter account. However, it does little to detract from the most glaring fact that you are a pedophile. Please stop focusing on the "young children." It takes away from your credibility as no one wants to take direction from a man who lets his course instincts run wild and who defiles children.

    I know you live in the deep south -- Georgia -- and this probably goes against every fiber of your being but please do not attempt to inbreed any further (I mean by in vitro means because the natural way is beyond your abilities). The seed must end here -- I don't think anyone can deny that -- because it was rotten to the core.

  3. I would like to begin by firstly saying I respect your right to free speech.

    That said you in all seriousness you could genuinely be a competitor for the worlds stupidest man. If I had a time machine I would go back in time not to kill Hitler, not to reinvent myself or my families wealth, but I would track down your pregnant mother and punch her so hard in the cunt she would miscarry your pathetic excuse for human life. Your very existence insults million's of years of human evolution. I wish there was still such thing as natural selection so imbeciles like yourself could never have the chance to reproduce and pass on your pathetic excuse for genes.

    Yours Sincerely
    A Cyclist.

  4. What a strange man you appear to be.

  5. I get it now. Your wife left you for a cyclist. That must be the source of your rage.

  6. I hope none of these people who want you dead ever find out that you post regularly on www.ultimatesportsboards.org and show up to troll you.

  7. This, without doubt, is one of the stupidest blogs I have ever seen. It is a shame that some people use foul language and insults, but it is really no wonder. None of the articles or statements posted on this blog are compatible with science or with modern transportation policy. You make yourself look like a damn fool. You should read a book one of these days instead of wasting your time posting nonsense. For starters, I recommend Tom Vanderbilt's book, "Traffic".

  8. I guess I don't see why the badminton players are mentioned in here. What do they have to do with cyclists?